BOYS LAST NIGHT AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IN SOUTH BOSTON I HAD ONE OF MY BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE OH MAN I NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE.BOYS IT STARTED OUT AS A TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT A BUNCH OF GUYS SITTING AROUND COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM THERE WIVES,THE ECONOMY,WORK YOU GUYS GET IT THE USUAL BULLSHIT.BOYS THEN THINGS REALLY GOT GOING WHEN (PHIL THE BARBER) SAID HE HAD SOME LEFT OVER FIREWORKS IN HIS CAR.BOYS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS :missingte I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING.
BOYS PHIL THE BARBER COMES INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WITH LIKE 10 ROMAN CANDLES I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GO OUT BACK AND LIGHT THEM OFF BUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAD A BETTER IDEA OH JESUS CHRIST :missingte I CANT TELL THE STORY WITHOUT LAUGHING.
WE WENT UPSTAIRS TO THE 2ND FLOOR WINDOW JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GOT SOME MASKIN TAPE WE SET THE ROMAN CANDLES DOWN TOWARDS THE FRONT WALKWAY INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND TAPED THEM IN PLACE AIMING TOWARDS THE WALKWAY.WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE F-CK WAS GOING ON THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SAID I HAVE TO GO CALL A TAXI CAB THEN EVERYBODY STARTED LAUGHING BECAUSE WE ALL KNEW WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
YOU GUESSED IT BOYS WE WERE ABOUT TO LIGHT THESE ROMAN CANDLES AND SHOOT THEM AT THE HATIAN CAB DRIVER WHO SHOWED UP.HE CALLED THE BOSTON CAB COMPANY AND SURE ENOUGH A BLACK CAB DRIVER SHOWED UP HE BEEPED HIS HORN LIKE A MANIAC FOR ABOUT 2 MINUTES WHEN NOBODY CAME OUTSIDE FOR A RIDE HE WENT UP TO THE FRONT DOOR AND RANG THE BELL.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SAID THE GUY WOULD BE RIGHT OUT SO THE HATIAN WAS HEADING BACK TO HIS CAB WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE WE LIT THE ROMAN CANDLES TWO GUYS IN TWO DIFFERENT WINDOWS FIRING AT LEAST 25 BALLS RIGHT AT THE CAB DRIVER OH MAN I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE:missingte COULD YOU IMAGINE THIS GUY COMING TO PICK UP A FARE AND BANG HE IS PELTED WITH BALLS OF FIRE MAN IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW.WE STILL HAVE 5 MORE ROMAN CANDLES WE WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM FOR THE DAGO PIZZA DELIVERY MAN WHO ALWAYS F-CKS UP OUR ORDERS BUT BOYS LAST NIGHT WAS A NIGHT I WILL NEVER FORGET.I AM 48 YEARS OLD AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS CLOSE TO 50 WITH A RESPONSIBLE CITY JOB HE IS A FOREMAN FOR THE PARKS DEPARTMENT YET HE LIKES TO HAVE FUN.
BOYS THE GOOD NEWS IS ONE OF THE OLDTIMERS TOOK THE CAB RIDE HOME SO AT LEAST THE HATIAN GOT A FARE OUT OF IT.HE WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING AND SHRUGGING HIS SHOULDERS WHEN IT HAPPENED HE TOOK IT ALL IN FUN.LAST YEAR WE DUMPED A 5 GALLON OF COLD WATER ON A CAB DRIVER FROM THE 2ND FLOOR WINDOW HE WAS DRENCHED AND GOT BULLSHIT AND CALLED THE COPS.MAN SOME OF THESE HAITIANS HAVE NO PERSONALITIES.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IF ANYBODY IS INTERESTED YOU GET TO HANG AROUND WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN A FORMER GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984
BOYS PHIL THE BARBER COMES INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB WITH LIKE 10 ROMAN CANDLES I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO GO OUT BACK AND LIGHT THEM OFF BUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAD A BETTER IDEA OH JESUS CHRIST :missingte I CANT TELL THE STORY WITHOUT LAUGHING.
WE WENT UPSTAIRS TO THE 2ND FLOOR WINDOW JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GOT SOME MASKIN TAPE WE SET THE ROMAN CANDLES DOWN TOWARDS THE FRONT WALKWAY INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND TAPED THEM IN PLACE AIMING TOWARDS THE WALKWAY.WE DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE F-CK WAS GOING ON THEN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SAID I HAVE TO GO CALL A TAXI CAB THEN EVERYBODY STARTED LAUGHING BECAUSE WE ALL KNEW WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
YOU GUESSED IT BOYS WE WERE ABOUT TO LIGHT THESE ROMAN CANDLES AND SHOOT THEM AT THE HATIAN CAB DRIVER WHO SHOWED UP.HE CALLED THE BOSTON CAB COMPANY AND SURE ENOUGH A BLACK CAB DRIVER SHOWED UP HE BEEPED HIS HORN LIKE A MANIAC FOR ABOUT 2 MINUTES WHEN NOBODY CAME OUTSIDE FOR A RIDE HE WENT UP TO THE FRONT DOOR AND RANG THE BELL.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN SAID THE GUY WOULD BE RIGHT OUT SO THE HATIAN WAS HEADING BACK TO HIS CAB WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE WE LIT THE ROMAN CANDLES TWO GUYS IN TWO DIFFERENT WINDOWS FIRING AT LEAST 25 BALLS RIGHT AT THE CAB DRIVER OH MAN I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE:missingte COULD YOU IMAGINE THIS GUY COMING TO PICK UP A FARE AND BANG HE IS PELTED WITH BALLS OF FIRE MAN IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW.WE STILL HAVE 5 MORE ROMAN CANDLES WE WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM FOR THE DAGO PIZZA DELIVERY MAN WHO ALWAYS F-CKS UP OUR ORDERS BUT BOYS LAST NIGHT WAS A NIGHT I WILL NEVER FORGET.I AM 48 YEARS OLD AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS CLOSE TO 50 WITH A RESPONSIBLE CITY JOB HE IS A FOREMAN FOR THE PARKS DEPARTMENT YET HE LIKES TO HAVE FUN.
BOYS THE GOOD NEWS IS ONE OF THE OLDTIMERS TOOK THE CAB RIDE HOME SO AT LEAST THE HATIAN GOT A FARE OUT OF IT.HE WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING AND SHRUGGING HIS SHOULDERS WHEN IT HAPPENED HE TOOK IT ALL IN FUN.LAST YEAR WE DUMPED A 5 GALLON OF COLD WATER ON A CAB DRIVER FROM THE 2ND FLOOR WINDOW HE WAS DRENCHED AND GOT BULLSHIT AND CALLED THE COPS.MAN SOME OF THESE HAITIANS HAVE NO PERSONALITIES.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IF ANYBODY IS INTERESTED YOU GET TO HANG AROUND WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN A FORMER GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION OF 1984
